Dog found a hat.
It was a very small hat. It sat right on top of his head and wobbled when he walked.
"That's my hat," said Cat.
"I don't think so," said Dog. "It feels like my hat."
"It's too small for you," said Cat.
"It fits perfectly," said Dog. It was wobbling quite a lot.
Cat stared at him.
Dog stared back, very dignified, hat wobbling.
Then the hat fell off.
Dog picked it up and put it back on.
Cat began to laugh. She laughed so hard she fell off the sofa.
Dog kept the hat on all day.
He looked magnificent. Probably.