Pig had a bath.
He put on his clean clothes. He walked very carefully outside.
He looked at the mud puddle. He walked around it. All the way around.
He was very proud of himself.
Then he slipped on a leaf.
SPLASH.
He was in the mud again.
Pig sat in the puddle and thought about this.
Then he smiled.
Mud, he decided, was actually very comfortable.
He made a mud pie. Then he made a mud castle. Then he made a mud hat and put it on his head.
Being clean was overrated.